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Medic x Scout!reader

Why hello there. The last story wasn't enough for you? Well that's quite alright. I have plenty more in my storybook. Once upon a bonk, lived a scout and a medic. This is what happened on the day of ceasefire. It was ceasefire, a day where both teams could get along, despite the game's codes and scripts. You were just like your older brother: scout. Very full of yourself, dog tags and a hat, you enjoyed different things from him, but still had his personality. Unfortunately, you also made very stupid mistakes. Today, was one of those days.

You ran circles around the base, this had been your 574th lap. The medic carefully studied you outside, as he dosed you with a bonk created serum. After a few more laps, you stopped right in front of him, smiling that grin identical to your brother's. "Hello Y/n, zanks a lot!" His German accent reaching the deepest crevices of your heart, making your face heat up with affection and filling your mind with fantasies. "N-no problem doc! Anytime!" You smirked, unaware someone was watching the two of you, wishing he were there. Medic turned to leave, but you grabbed his shoulder, stopping him from going anywhere. "Vat are you doing?" Joseph seemed to get a little confused, with a scowl slowly forming on his chiseled face. "I-i just wanted to know.... If maybe you wanted to go to da movies later?" You looked him dead in the eyes, hoping for a yes. I vould go, but not vif you... I have more important things to do..." He trailed off, looking away and his hands twiddling behind his back in guilt. "Dats fine. Maybe next time." You let his shoulder go, and walked away, the someone still watching. He took this opportunity to follow you. He looked ahead and saw that you were headed straight for the forest, where he would strike. As you walked, echoing footsteps could be heard, mimicking yours. You were so lost in your own thoughts, you didn't hear it. The footsteps got closer, closer and much faster. You finally turned around, but it was too late. "Come vif me, I regret vat I said. " The medic seductively cooed. "Vee can do vatever you vant to do." You didn't notice that his tie was blue, so you smiled happily, following him further into the forest. Upon noticing that you were going further away from the base, you stopped. "Vats vrong liebe?" The suddenly seductive medic whispered. You couldn't help but shiver as your face heated up. "We're not going the right way....." You trailed off, wondering if it was worth it or not. Medic grabbed your hand and reassured you that everything was under control. He led you to a nice pond, decorated with trees that looked like the ones from a fairytale. You took your shoes off, along with your socks, and put your feet in the nice, clear water. Before you knew it, Medic pushed you in, leaving you to drown. "Goodbye Y/n, I hope you like vere you're going." He smirked devilishly and walked away.

3rd person POV.

The medic sat there, wondering what he could have said to Y/n instead of what he did say. He wondered if maybe he should have given you a chance to prove you were more than just scouts sister. He looked everywhere for you. Medic even bought flowers to apologize for what he said. They sat on a cloth in the infirmary, not wanting to get them dirty. "I've checked everyvere, but yet no Y/n. She couldn't have gone zat far, scout vould have told me. Unless.." The medic slammed his fists on his desk and ran as fast as his legs could carry him, all the way to the blu base. "Vere is she?! Vere did you put her?!" Medic basically kicked down the door, pushing anyone in sight to have a better vision of where she could be. "I mean earlier I saw the doc follow her into the forest." The blu scout smirked as he said this, somehow being able to dodge Joseph's pushing people spree. "You dumbkoff! I....vee need her! She's fery important to zee team!" Medic yelled and stormed off to the forest, to find you and the blu medic.

When blu medic pushed you in, you thought you would drown. Believe it or not you had no swimming skills. You went from your dimension.... To another. You spawned at a very messed up spawn point. The sky was a bright purple, with talking trees and dancing cards. "I have to be drunk." You thought to yourself as you walked further on, seeing a red castle in the distance, you decided to go that way. "Maybe they can get me home!" You ran towards the castle, as this thought kept repeating in your head. Your dress had a nice pattern to it, as your dress was filled with tiny cards, most of them were spades. It took quite a while to get to the castle, but you did make it. Not unscathed of course, as there were rose bushes you had to run through. You approached the red and gold doors of the castle and knocked loudly. You sat there rocking back and forth on your heels, as a gatekeeper looked down at you. "Big bro! Oh I'm so glad to see you! Where are we? Was it medic? I knew I probably shouldn't have trusted him. Where do we go to get back home?" You questioned at a fast pace. "This way.... Milady. " Scout murmured a soft whisper. You didn't really hear what he said so you replied. "Sorry what was that? You spoke a little too quietly." You then realized your speech had been modified, as you would normally say something like "Ey I'm deaf say that again dude!" Or "What are you mute or something?! Speak up! My old granny ears can't hear that well." As you were trying to say your normal speech in your head, the doors opened, allowing access to the castle. With a small wink and a wave from you to scout, you made your way into the humongous castle.

Joseph made his way through the forest, hoping he was going in the right direction. Not that he was discouraged of course, he just wanted to find you as quickly as possible. He stopped by the pond you fell in, He looked at your socks and shoes. "Here goes nothing." He sighed worriedly and jumped in after you. As you had when you arrived, Medic spawned just the same as you did, unfortunately not in the same spot. He was across this very bonked dimension. He stepped off the spawning point and looked around. He saw a blu castle in the distance, knowing the other medic had to be there, and that he had you. He ran towards the castle, but stopped after a few 50 feet and came to a walk. It appeared that night was falling on him as he continued walking in his sweat and tears. Medic wouldn't give up, no way that he would stop, now that he was so close. He finally reached the castle by nightfall, as three moons shone brightly in the sky.  The blue castle was hardly visible, other than the Torches that hung from both sides of the castle drawbridge. "Hello? I'm here to see zee king!" Medic called out, adjusting his tie, and slipping off his red gloves, disposing of them. "Leetle highness is back! " A blu heavy called from the tower. Realizing that the night had made Medic look like a blu medic, he took this advantage. "Open zee bridge dumbkoff! I need in zere!" He shouted up to the keeper of the bridge, who lowered it for him. "Zank you. Now sit here and keep vatch." Joseph said in a calm voice, and entered the castle.

You looked around at the guards standing at attention, side by side with RPGs in hand. They were soldiers, and they saluted you as you walked by them. You continued walking, noticing the paintings that were on the wall. They were portraits and other scenes of a certain someone that you knew all too well: yourself. You wondered why they were there. As you continued walking, a trumpet sounded and everyone ran, getting into positions that was unfamiliar to you. You didn't know that the trumpet sounding, was a sign of war.