mathilde: i have a pen
mathilde: i have an apple
isabella: and i have 0 tolerance if you don't shut the fuck up
isabella: hey, i heard you playing guitar in the other room... do you take requests?
mathilde: of course 😊
isabella: please stop
isabella: i can't make it today the stress is bad for the baby
mathilde: what baby?
isabella: me
isabella: i heard you like bad girls
mathilde: yeah
isabella: well not trying to impress you or anything but i can swim WITHOUT floaties 😉
isabella: don't introduce me to your parents unless you plan to marry me bc they're going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life
isabella: whats the word to use when you feel sad and mad
maxime: sullen, resentful, bitter
mathilde: smad
isabella: if a tomato is a fruit then isnt ketchup a smoothie?
isabella: WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO U WANNA FUCKING GO
mathilde: me
isabella: ...ON A DATE
mathilde: ur hot
mathilde: and spicy
isabella: i know
mathilde: u r a buffalo chicken wing
mathilde: stop showing up at my door 4 in the morning whats your problem
isabella: does ice cream come out as poop or pee i don't really get it
isabella: i am not cute
isabella: don't you EVER call me that
isabella: i am evil
isabella: fear me
mathilde: isabella put salt in my coffee because i annoyed her but i'm going to continue to drink it because i'm petty and wont let her win
isabella to ma: i love you from my head tomatoes
mathilde: pick a number between 1 and 10
isabella: 420
mathilde: too high
isabella: you fucking know it ayyyyy
isabella: what country is next to the usa?
isabella: usb
[isabella was kicked out of the group chat]
mathilde: what can i say? i am charming and irresponsible
mathilde: irresistible*
mathilde: do you ever look at someone and think "shut up" even though they haven't said anything yet
