mom: your eyes looked hella red u been smoking???
us: no i've been crying bitch leave me alone
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
ma: isa
isabella: WHAT
ma: hi
marthilde: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat ur popcorn
isa: why would the movie eat ur popcorn
isa: nvm i just got it
isa: [laughs]
ma: holy shit................. what was that................. magical........... please do that again
ma: why r ppl so obsessed with top or bottom im excited enough 2 have a bunk bed
isa: i think they were talking abt sex
ma: wtf is sex
isa: do you ever feel like water hungry...
ma: thirsty?
isa: water hungry
isa: the food is tasteless
ma: u know what else is tasteless?
ma: ur jokes
isa: i have a mommy kink
ma: am i supposed to act like ur... mommy?
isa: yeah
ma: why are all these damn dishes in the sink
ma: how do you feel when there's no coffee left?
ma: depresso
isa: i miss you. come back to me please
ma: where are you?
isa: home
ma: go to the window
isa: i'm here
ma: jump.
ma: i saw isa smiling and blushing at her phone & i thought maybe she was talking to a girl but she was looking at pictures of herself
ma: making my way downtown
ma: walking fast
ma: oh sHIT A PIKACHU
ma: a dog just walked by i hope he thinks i'm cool
isa: i love y
isa: ugyeom
isa: somebody please help me there's a rat in the kitchen
ma: where?? i can't see it??? i am in the kitchen
ma: wAIT
isa: i'd rather see you in this
isa:
ma: there's nothing there
ma: OH WAIT
ma: THAT WAS SMOOTH AS FUCK
ma: noona
isa: yes?
ma: i used your shampoo because it said "damage repair" why am i still broken inside
ma: if you ever feel sad, just remember that, when you cry you'll look uglier so don't do that to yourself
isa: hey i got you a present open it now
ma: why is it a picture of you
isa: because i am the best gift ever given to you
maxime: isa is cute as hell
ma: coincidentally, isn't that where she is from?
ma: i made dinosaur pancakes!
isa: don't eat them that's animal cruelty
ma: my shampoo has "oxyfusion technology"
isa: whoa! that sounds smarter than us
isa: choke me
ma: are you into that?
isa: no I wanna die
ma: hey baby gorilla ;)
ma: baby girl* wtf
isa: how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
isa: konnichihuahua
ma: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?
ma: "where did my van gogh?"
isa: go bald mathilde gagnon
ma: idk this number, who are you?
isa: daisy
ma: daisy who?
isa: daisy me rollin, they hatin'
ma: i'm blocking you
isa: somebody told me you sound like and owl
ma: who
isa:
isa:
isa: AHAHAHAHAHH
isa: do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit its the cops"
