that joke isn't funny anymore

still together

evelyn's pov.
he started to run down the empty street and i got up and started to run after him. he ran into a nearby park and i still ran after him. about half an hour later, i found him sitting on a bench sobbing.

i sat down next to him and lit up a cigarette. he turned to face me, his eyes bloodshot and tear stained.
"moz, i'm sorry. he kissed me, i didn't kiss him." i said
"it looked like you kissed him." he murmured.
i sighed angrily. "i kissed back. that's all i fucking did steven."
"you still kissed back." he said angrily.
"don't you fucking dare get angry at me when you kissed a bloke when you were supposed to be dating me. why did you do that?" i asked. at this point, i was now crying too.

"i did it because i was drunk." he said, not looking at me.
"you liar. you can't just blame it on booze." i replied angrily.
"well it's not my fault entirely that i'm so irresistible." he slurred.
i angrily sighed and rolled my eyes. "in the words of carly simon, you're so vain."

"look, i'm real sorry." he apologised.
i sighed heavily before lighting up another cigarette. "apology accepted." i answered through gritted teeth.
i closed my eyes slightly and leaned on his shoulder.
"are you okay?" he asked me.
"i'm fine, just take me back to yours." i said with a slight smirk.

an hour or so later we'd arrived back at his and i was lying on the bed, falling asleep.

morrissey's pov
i lay down next to her, she smelt like cigarettes, stale beer, cheap perfume and what i guessed to be cocaine. my door knocked and was opened. johnny peered his head in and walked in. i turned on the nearest light and stared at him.
"what do you want?" i asked him.
"i just wanted to check on evelyn, that's all." he said.
"she's fine. now leave, go back to angie or something."
"alright moz. are you okay?" he asked, completely forgetting about what had happened.
"no, i'm fine, despite the fact you kissed my girlfriend." i replied angrily.
"hey, it's not my fault! she looked sad and needed cheering up." he said, trying to justify himself.
i sighed, i'd had enough. "johnny, just go. i'll see you on monday, okay?" i said, leading him to leave.

monday rolled around quickly and soon enough, it was time for me to leave to go to the studio. evelyn was coming too, that was, if she got ready in time.
"alright, i'm coming out now, so shut your eyes, don't spoil the surprise for yourself!" she called out, making me laugh.
i did as she said and closed my eyes, that was, until i could smell her sweet perfume and she told me to 'open my eyes.'

i did so and smiled at her. she was wearing a floral dress and had flowers plaited into her hair.
"you look different." i said with a smile.
"what? don't you like it?" she asked, folding her arms.
"oh no, i love it. i adore it in fact. you do realise we're getting interviewed this afternoon right?" i asked.
she nodded. "that's why i made an effort. you better make them interview me." she said with a massive smile.
"course i will, don't you worry." i reassured her.