that joke isn't funny anymore

disintegration

i sighed as i woke up, looking around to see where i was. it looked familiar.
the door opened and morrissey walked in.
"what the fuck are you doing here?" i screamed.
he laughed slightly. "this is my house, evelyn."
"then why the fuck am i here? you didn't kidnap me did you?" i yelled.
he laughed. "no. i didn't." he said.
"then why am i here?" i demanded.
he sat down next to me.

"we..uh..had..uh..sexual intercourse." he said to me with a slight smile.
"what the fuck?! why?" i screamed.
i then realised i was naked. i screamed once more.
"look, evelyn calm down." he said to me.
"why the fuck did we have sex?! i have a boyfriend! i don't even love you! you fucked me over so many fucking times!" i shouted at him.
"you said you loved me last night!" he yelled back.
"yeah well things fucking change! i was probably drunk or completely well and truly fucked on coke!" i said.
"you were sober!" he screamed at me.

"no i fucking wasn't!" i yelled.
"you were!" he said back to me.
i sighed and stood up, reaching for my bra and slipping it on.
"you're beautiful." he said to me.
i turned towards him.
"i'm sorry morrissey. but i love johnny." i said to him.
"but you don't though!" he cried.

i stood up, putting on a shirt and slipping my legs into a pair of jeans.
"i do. i really love johnny." i said to him.
"if that's what you think then fine. lie to yourself." he said to me angrily.
he got up from the bed and walked over to me.
"d'you remember how we used to kiss?" he asked me.
i sighed slightly and nodded, looking at the floor.
"look at me for gods sake." he said to me.
i looked him straight in the eyes.
"i'd kiss you evelyn. believe you me, i really really do want to."
i sighed. "then why don't you just do it?" i asked him.
"because you love johnny."
i kissed him softly on the lips and walked out of the room and out of the house.

i walked into johnny's house. he walked down the stairs and smiled.
"where've you been all night?" he asked me.
"just at roberts. i needed to see him." i lied.
he smirked and hugged me.
"come on. we're going out." he said to me.
"where to?" i asked.
"you'll see." he smiled, taking my hand and leading me out of the house.

he took me to a nearby park that was quite popular and we sat down on a bench. he kissed me passionately and smiled.

he got down on one knee and pulled something from behind his back.
oh no. no. he couldn't. he wouldn't do this.
he opened up a little box and there lay a ring with a diamond.
"evelyn. will you marry me?" he asked.
"yes." i said, completely shocked.

he slipped the ring on my finger and hugged me tightly.
"oh i love you evelyn. i've never loved anyone more than i've loved you." he said.
i smiled and kissed him softly.
"i love you too johnny."

he hugged me once more and i looked over his shoulder and noticed a tall someone with a quiff look over at what just happened.
it was morrissey
he looked extremely shocked and sad.

johnny stopped hugging me and turned round and saw morrissey standing there.
"oi oi! look who it is! oi moz, get over here!" he yelled at him.
morrissey smiled slightly and walked over to us.
"so. you two are engaged then. congratulations." he said.
"thanks moz. you know it would mean a lot for you to be my best man." he said to him.
"thanks johnny. oh and evelyn, who's going to be your maid of honour?" he asked me.
i sighed and looked down.
"amy."
"but i thought you two weren't friends anymore?" he asked with a smug smile.
"listen, just shut the fuck up morrissey and stay out of my life, yeah?" i yelled at him.

"alright, calm down evelyn." he said to me.
next thing i knew, morrissey was lying on the floor, blood pooling out of his nose.