Prompt: Every single blanket and pillow has disappeared from the Wayne Manor mysteriously, along with Tim's s/o and Damien... Turns out they made themselves and epic pillow fort and refused Tim of his s/o because Damien and them were having bonding time. So Tim spends the next four hours trying to get his s/o back from Damien while his s/o sided with Damien. by anon
"Okay, Jason, it isn't funny anymore. Give me back my pillows and blankets." Dick demanded as he stalked into the kitchen. He had come to the manor to find all the bedding in his room missing.
"Only if you give me mine back, Dick." Jason retorted.
"I don't have your shit!" Dick said angrily.
"The stuff from my bed is missing, too." Tim pointed out before Jason could react. "Y/N and Damian are also nowhere to be found."
The three men just stood there in silence for several seconds before wordlessly heading up to Damian's room.
They found a sign on the door that said "No Brothers Allowed."
"The fuck does that mean?" Jason asked, lifting it up and looking at the back. On the reverse of the sign, "This means Drake, Grayson, and Todd. Father and Pennyworth are on a case by case exception."
"The little shit is too smart for his own good." Jason muttered as he reached for the doorknob.
"Wait, it might be trapped." Dick said, pulling Jason's hand back before it could make contact. He instead reached up and knocked.
"Hey, Dami, my sweet little brother whom I love very much, do you happen to know where our blankets and pillows are?" Dick called out.
"I have commandeered them, Grayson. L/N and I required them for our miniature batfort." Came the slightly muffled response.
"So Y/N is in there with you?" Tim asked. He was afraid he had angered her earlier because he was paying attention to a game instead of her. His one day off this week and he was ending up spending it without his girlfriend.
"Yeah, I am in here, Tim. Do you need something?" He sighed when he heard her voice.
"I was gonna go get dinner and wanted to know if you were coming with me." He answered.
He could hear the two whisper back and forth for a bit before Y/N answered. "We actually have some food in here so I'm good."
Tim frowned as he heard Jason snort beside him. "Demon spawn stole your girlfriend, man." He laughed. Dick nudged him and gave him a disapproving glare, but that didn't wipe the smirk from Jason's face.
"Well, then can I at least come in and have dinner with you two?" Tim pleaded.
"Are you incapable of reading the sign, Drake? It says 'No Brothers Allowed' and you are listed specifically on the back." He heard Damian call out from the other side of the door. No doubt the boy had moved to block entry of any who tried to breach his stronghold.
"Y/N, come on. It is the one free day I have this week and I would like to spend some of it with you." Tim begged, ignoring the way Jason started shaking with laughter.
"Did Damian fucking stutter? I think he made it clear you aren't allowed in here." Tim sighed at her words and started to walk away. He stopped when he heard the door open. He turned to see Y/N leaning into the hallway with a teasing smile on her face.
"You can swing by around seven with some takeout and I'll bring our blankets back to our room. But only if you leave us alone until then."
"Sounds fair to me." Tim said with a smile as he headed down the stairs.
"Glad that is settled. Can we have our stuff back now?" Dick asked with a sickeningly sweet voice.
Y/N pondered it for a moment before looking him in the eyes. "No."
The door slammed in the blink of an eye and laughter echoed out from the homemade fortress.
