A/N: I used to do follower milestones on my tumblr writing blog. Sometimes people would send in prompts or make up their own. This is a collection of the ones I have for Conner.
The bold parts are what people sent in!
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"I'm banning coffee from this house and you can't convince me otherwise."
Tim choked on his coffee. He spluttered and grabbed at a towel and it took him several moments to stop coughing.
"What the fuck, Y/N?" He croaked. He watched as his girlfriend smiled at him and wiped up the coffee he had spat all over the table.
"Well, now that I have your attention. Let's talk about your sleeping habits."
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"This is war Timberly! I am going to resort to any means necessary to get you to bed!"
Tim just stood there in silence for several moments. "Did you just call me... Timberly?"
"I don't know what you are talking about." Y/N lied as she pulled him into their room.
"Maybe I should get some sleep after all." Tim said as he laid down on the bed. He fell asleep almost as soon as his head hit the pillow.
Y/N smiled and pulled the blanket up to cover him. "Goodnight, Timberly."
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"I could care less about which tea is better. Just choose one!"
Tim grumbled as he watched his girlfriend survey the shelves. They had been surveying the same area of the aisle for about ten minutes now as Y/N inspected every box.
"Patience, Timberly. I stood with you at the coffee for any hour as you debated between brands and country of origin." Y/N said as she picked three different boxes up.
"Coffee is different. Tea is just wet leaf water." Tim said with a pout as he watched her put the boxes in the cart.
"Whatever. As long as you enjoy your bean juice, I am happy." Y/N teased as they headed towards the checkout.
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"This is the Fifth time we watched Star Wars this week. Can we please watch something else?"
"We have not watched Star Wars five times. We have watched one episode each night." Tim said as he loaded up Return of the Jedi. "And we cannot stop now, we have this one and then The Force Awakens and then Rogue One."
Y/N sighed as she snuggled against her boyfriend's side. "You are such a nerd. This means next week I get to choose the movies."
"Whatever makes you happy." Tim said as he picked up the bowl of popcorn and settled it in his lap where she could reach it as well. "Now hush, the movie is starting."
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"Look, I found Timmy's old Batman and Robin photo album."
"Awww, Timberly's old arts and crafts project." Jason smirked as he flipped through the pages.
Tim buried his red face in his hands. "I am so breaking up with you, Y/N." He groaned.
"No, you aren't. Because you love me." Y/N said as she nuzzled his shoulder. "You love me almost as much as you used to love Batman and Robin." Tim groaned and sunk into the couch a bit more.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO GRAB YOUR BOOB!"
"Well, Timbers, please share with the class what exactly you meant to do." Y/N said, her face flushed with embarrassment.
"I mean to grab your purse, but I miscalculated and then..." Tim trailed off as he gestured to her chest.
Y/N ducked her head to avoid looking at him. Tim watched in horror as her shoulders began to shake. "I am so sorry, Y/N, I swear to God I didn't mean it."
Y/N raised her face so that he could see her laughing features. "Next time you try and cop a feel, Timmy, you could at least buy me dinner first." She laughed even harder as Tim blushed darker.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T EATEN DINNER YET?"
Tim shrugged as he turned back to his computer. "It just slipped my mind."
"How can something like eating just 'slip your mind'?" Y/N demanded as he leaned on his boyfriend's desk.
"I don't know," Tim said, not even looking at the other man. "It just does."
"That's it." Y/N said as he picked up Tim and started to walk out the door. "We are going on a date and I am making sure you eat every crumb of the meal I buy you."
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"Hey, sweetie, I brought you coffee." Y/N said as she handed Tim a cup.
He smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek before taking a sip. He made a sour face before swallowing. "This tastes terrible! It is wayyyy too sweet for me." He said with a shiver.
"Well, fine then." Y/N said as she took the cup from him. "Find your own coffee. Fucking coffee snob." She turned to go, but he pulled her in for a passionate kiss.
"I appreciate what you tried to do." He said softly when he pulled back.
"Yeah, yeah, next time keep your complaining until I am gone, okay?" She asked as she took a sip of the drink. "This really is bad though."
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"I really love the height difference between us." Tim commented as he and Y/N waltzed around the room.
"Why is that?" Y/N asked as he twirled her.
"Because you look so cute down there." He teased.
Y/N huffed and dipped him. "So this is what it is like to look down on someone." Y/N laughed at Tim's shocked face. "I quite like it."
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"On one hand I could let you go....on the other, you /did/ beat me at monopoly despite 'never hearing of it before'. So I won't." She say talking to the boy hog-tied on the floor. "I wish I could say I'm sorry, but I've already escaped!" He says holding up the rope, dangling in front of her. "Try and catch me now!"
"Tim, get back here!" Y/N cried out as she lunged at him.
"Not a chance!" Tim said as he dodged her grasp. "You tied me up!"
"In all fairness," Y/N pausing to point at him. "You were the one who rage quit when we were playing uno."
"Four draw twos, three reversals, and your second to last card was a draw four." Tim said defensively.
Y/N plopped down on the couch and pouted. "Whatever, either sit down and watch a movie with me or leave."
Tim shook his head as he sat down next to her. Maybe couple's game night really was doomed from the start.
