•Jungkook•
Jungkook:
You looked sad earlier.
You:
You look like a couple.
Jungkook:
With who?
You:
Lalisa from BlackPink :).
Jungkook:
How are we compatible? They are not even allowed to date.
You:
But if ever, do you want to?
Jungkook:
No. I have taehyung and you that's enough.
•Jimin•
Jimin:
You ship me with others, huh?
You:
Well yeah you look good with them.
Jimin:
I don't want them.
You:
Huh?
Jimin:
I want the girl I'm texting with now.
You:
I knew you are not just talking to me! Aha!
Jimin:
Sometimes I wonder why I like you.
•Taehyung•
Taehyung:
Do you want me to drown them?
You:
Who?
Taehyung:
Those people you ship me with.
You:
Why? They are pretty.
Taehyung:
Why? Cause you feel insecure when you should not be! Cause you're getting hurt when hearing my name partnered with others!
You:
...
Taehyung:
I wanna be shipped with you... We will be shipping into Africa and we will see exotic animals!
You:
Tae... You are an idiot but you are my idiot.
•Namjoon•
Namjoon:
Do you want me to ship you with someone too?
You:
With who?
Namjoon:
With the guy you're texting with now.
You:
Jin?
Namjoon:
Bitch he's mine back off.
•Suga•
Suga:
So you ship me and Suran huh?
You:
Yep :).
Suga:
I also think of that, but then I remember him.
You:
Who?
Suga:
Holly, he ships us you're hurting his feelings.
You:
NOO!! HOLLY I'M SORRY I WON'T SHIP HIM WITH OTHERS ANYMORE!
Suga:
That's what I thought. Think before you say something.
You:
Yes I will!!
•Seokjin•
Jin:
Stop shipping me with others.
You:
Why? You guys look good together.
Jin:
I won't be compatible to them.
You:
But why?...
Jin:
I'n too fab, and bootiful. They don't deserve me, only one does.
You:
Namjoon oppa?
Jin:
Yes bitch. Namjin is life. Now help me cook before I decided to cook your brain.
•Hoseok•
Hoseok:
I'm usually bubbly Y/N but you blew it.
You:
I just shipped you with others.
Hoseok:
Stop that or I will have to punish you.
You:
But...
Hoseok:
I am a sunshine because you are one, when you're becoming a storm I become one as well. Do you really want me to be sad?
You:
No hobi oppa. Sorry.
Hoseok:
That's better. Now we will remain sunshine!!
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This is I guess, cheesy I'll try to create some laughable ones.
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FanfictionLike how we see them, j-hope as the sunshine, taehyung as a weird alien but is actually very hot, jungkook the golden maknae, rapmon or destruction monster, jimin the smol jamless kid, and jin the mother of us all. I take requests •3•
