🌹stripper🌹

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J-hope:
Y/N?

You:
I CANT ANYMORE... T3T

J-hope:
What do you mean you can't anymore? Something happened?

Suga:
You two are disturbing my sleep, Y/N what is your problem?

You:
I'm done, school happened. Das it, I'm going to be a stripper.

Everyone but You:
WHAT?!?!

Jin:
DID YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS?

Rap monster:
What club are you going to?

Jimin:
YOU MONSTER!! Y/N THINK ABOUT IT, JUST LET ME BE YO DADDY YOU'LL BE GOOD.

*Jin smacks Jimin and Rap monster*

Taehyung and Jungkook:
😏😏😏

Jin:
Wait, but aren't you already a stripper?

Everyone:
Huh?

Jin:
You strip your clothes off when you take a shower, right?

Jimin:
That was so bad.

You:
I'm not a stripper and I'm not going to be one.

J-hope:
Stop getting my hopes up baby girl.

Suga:
I'll pay you anything just to be my stripper.

You:
Suga oppa.

Suga:
Yeah?

You:
I'm like FOURTEEN OR SOMTHIN'

Suga:
Yeah, like I care.

You:
I'm going to visit you on jail.

Suga:
What?!?!

You:
Guis.

Everyone:
Yes?

You:
None of what I said is true why ya'll believing it? It was just my way of expressing how I feel like I'm failing my studies.

Rap monster:
Y/N... Baby...

*jin smacks the rap outta monster*

Maknae line:
WE WILL HELP YOU Y/N!!!

Hyung line:
YAH!! WE WILL TOO.

Everyone:
WE SHALL HELP Y/N.

You:
Thank you guys~ (T3T)~

In the end, only jin and rap monster helped y/n. Rest we're sleeping, playing games on y/n's phone or checking her pictures out, and screaming on how hard math is.

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VERY LAME, DROP SOME IDEAS FOR ME TO DO. DO YA WANT SOME SOLO CHAT? HEHEHESZXC. I'M GONNA TRY TO WRITE SOME ROMANTIC ONES.

WE NEED JESUS. OR AT LEAST I DO.

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