🌹drunk🌹

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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE—*chokes* mkay enjoy 😏😂.
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Jin:
Where is little Y/N?

You:
i'M noT liTtLe!

Suga:
Wait...

Suga:
She's not in her room.

Jimin:
She's not in my room.

Rap monster:
She will never be in your room Jimin.

Jungkook:
DAYUM!

Jin:
JK stop being a mean and find your sister.

You:
wHat iF i beCamE a MagIciaN?!

You:
mAybe boyS'Ll lIke mE

Suga:
Where are you?

J-hope:
Y/N... Are you drunk?

Everyone but You and J-hope:
*gasps*

Jin:
ARE YOU?!

You:
WHaT? nO.

You:
I'm y/N.

Taehyung:
She becomes Jin-hyung when she's drunk?

Jimin:
Very nice.

*vmin fist bumps* (adorable friendship :'))

Rap monster:
I'm tracking her phone, I'm going to get her.

You:
cAtch mE iF YuO cAn.

Rap monster:
You're being kinky there, love?

*jin slaps the destruction powers outta Namjoon*

Rap monster:
Great, tracked her.

Suga:
I'm going with you.

Rap monster:
Okay hyung let's go.

an hour or so later...

Rap monster:
She's just a teen, also my not biological daughter, I can't get a boner.

Suga:
I'm about to have one, someone help.

Jin:
What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Suga:
She's trying to remover her top, she says she's hot.

Maknae line and J-hope:
True.

Jin:
Why isn't she texting?

Rap monster:
We took her phone.

Jin:
Give it to her, I need to talk to her.

You:
Ayo!

Jungkook:
Ladies and gentlemen~

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