🌹horror movie🌹

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I don't what this is :) I suck :) thanks for noticing :)
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You:
Guys? Where are you?

Suga:
In your fart.

Suga:
HEART*

Namjin:
😂😂😂

You:
I just freaking laugh so loud I actually farted 😂

Jungkook:
Ugh, smells bad in Y/N's room. Also I heard a prrrt noise.

Jungkook:
Oh. Nvm.

Taehyung:
Guys the TV went out.

Jimin:
The internet went out also.

Rap monster:
Where are you guys?

You:
In my room, with jumangjungkook.

Jungkook:
Aren't you going to ask me why I'm here?

You:
You want judy hops stuffie back.

Jungkook:
Yes.

You:
Mine now :P

J-hope:
AAAAAGGHHHH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Jin:
HOBI!!

J-hope:
Jin-hyung kill the monster on my mirror!!!

Suga:
I'm going to help J-hope.

A minute or so...

Suga:
J-hope.

J-hope:
Yes?

Suga:
I thought, there was really a monster I wanted to see if I knew it.

You:
Wtf?

Suga:
It was just you staring at your mirror with my metal mask on.

J-hope:
But it was  funnier than your autocorrect mistake 😂

Jimin:
Nah hyung, it was funnier.

Taehyung:
I once was listening to some music but I needed to fart so I thought maybe I can fart since the music was too loud.

You:
What happened?

Taehyung:
I was wearing headphones.

Taehyung:
I let a little more fart, squeezing all the gas.

Taehyung:
Was amazing letting the chemicals out of my body.

Jimin:
Question.

You:
Why are you small?

Jimin:
You're smaller than me, Y/N.

You:
Why is your peepee small?

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