🌹bored🌹

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You:
Guys I'm bored :/

Jin:
Help me with home chores.

You:
Eomma.

Jin:
Yes dear?

You:
Y u lyk dis?

Rapmon:
I thought taught you the correct spelling of things?

Jungkook:
Young people stuff hyung, young people.

Rapmon:
I'M NOT OLD I'M BASICALLY IN BETWEEN YOU GUYS.

Suga and Jin:
So are we.

You:
You're in between us?

Suga:
No but I can be in between your legs.

Jin:
I AM CLAIMING YOU ARE RAISED BY YOUR FATHER NOT ME.

Rapmon:
-_- of course, it's just had to be me.

You:
Y u guys lyk dis?

Taehyung:
Guys I'm at the police station.

Everyone including You:
WHAT?!

You:
I'm coming oppa but what did you do?

Taehyung:
I was just doing some dance for Armys and then they say I was out too late. Eomma come with her please T3T they are looking for my mom.

Rapmon:
.... We are not your real parents.

Taehyung:
Yeah I should call Mama Baek.

Jin:
NOPE I'M THE ONE GOING THERE YOU ARE NOT CALLING ANYONE.

You:
Nah I got him already we're heading home.

Jin:
So what happened?

Taehyung:
They thought she was my girlfriend cause she called me jagiya and kissed me on the cheeks they said, "Are you his girlfriend? Thank God, please take him. He's a pain in the ass." But I pouted when Y/N said, "Tell me about it." Why doe? T3T

You:
Be thankful I saved your ass.

Jimin and J-hope:
We back read and... Y doe Y/N? T3T

Jungkook:
Why must you hurt us lyk dis?

Suga:
You still bored, Y/N?

Rapmon and Jin:
SUGA!

Y/N added Sugar cube mascot

Sugar Cube Mascot:
You guys need anything?

Jin:
I am the one who is supposed to be making jokes Y/N.

J-hope:
You literally made an account named like that to use in this kind of situation?

You:
....

Everyone:
So?

You:
Yes.

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