You:
Oppas I'm going out.
J-hope:
You're... going out?
Jimin:
Alone?
You:
No, I'm going inside the toilet with Pikachu.
Suga:
Tell Pikachu I said hi.
Taehyung:
YAH! Where are you really going?
Rap monster:
Woah is this really happening?!
Jin:
Suga thought it was real and Taehyung knew it wasn't?!
You:
First off, Suga obviously is being sarcastic. Next, Taehyung is not dumb, he is a smart sweet potato.
Taehyung:
WE'RE POTATOES!!
Suga:
Where are you going Y/N?
You:
Just... outside.
Jin:
I'm not letting you.
You:
Eomma why?
Jin:
I'm not supposed to be called Eomma,
Y/N.
You:
What should I call you then?
Jin:
Daddy.
Everyone but Jin and You:
oooohhhh!!!
J-hope:
WHY ARE HITTING ON HER HYUNG? SHE'S JUST A KID, A SEXY TEMPTING LITTLE KID. MY BABY GIRL.
Suga:
Calm your horse-ass down Hoseok.
Rap monster:
I'm innocent.
Everyone:
No, no you're not.
You:
Okay whatever! Daddy please??
Jin:
Give Daddy a kiss first.
Everyone except You:
WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU.
You:
No!
Jin:
No cookies for you then.
Jungkook:
She can have me instead.
You:
I just want to go out...
Jin:
*sigh* Alright baby girl, we're letting you go out for awhile.
J-hope:
I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO CALL HER THAT.
Suga:
Now that hyung also call her that, I'll sure be calling you that as well. Baby girl.
You:
Ya'll are just pure dirty minded, I'm going out now. Bye Oppas!
Jin:
She forgot to say bye to me.
Suga:
Hyung she said 'bye oppas!'.
Jin:
Yeah but not 'bye oppas and daddy!'
Rap monster:
Still innocent.
Everyone but You:
No you're not.
Rap monster:
:') ㅠ3ㅠ
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FanfictionLike how we see them, j-hope as the sunshine, taehyung as a weird alien but is actually very hot, jungkook the golden maknae, rapmon or destruction monster, jimin the smol jamless kid, and jin the mother of us all. I take requests •3•
