Attack on Titan Jean x reader one shots

What is 'yaoi'?

♥So this is Jean x Fourth Wall Breaking Fujoshi Reader x Marco. This isn't technically a lemon but...you'll see. Slight JeanMarco and Katsudeku..and ReinerxBertholdt THIS HAS YAOI, BOYS LOVE, GAY GUYS, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT♥ btw Manga SPOILERS -~-

"Kah~ Kacchan~, not s-so hard~"

"Shut up Deku!" The explosive male slammed mercilessly into Izuku's ass. "I'll show you that you'll never top me!"

"W-what if s-someone walks in?" The smaller teen was bent over a desk in the classroom. "Ah~ Kacchan~"

"They're at lunch, no one's coming...except you~" Izuku's moans were the main thing keeping Katsuki going. "And from the sound of it.." He leaned down to the smaller boys ear. "You're so close and you sound like a slut." Katsuki bit down into Izuku's shoulder.

"That's..AHH~..your fault!" Izuku scratched at the desk. Katsuki smirked, "Then...Should I  take responsibility? Deku~"

"Ahhh! Kacch".........

*End of dream*

"(Y/n). (Y/n)! Wake up!!" Bertholdt jumped on you waking you from that oh so nice dream.

"BERTL!! Why'd you do that?!" You blushed at the comprising position, even though he was your adoptive brother didn't mean you couldn't fantasise about him...

...and Reiner...

..together..

...breaking each other's walls..

..and other walls, but that's besides the point.

"Get yo sweaty ass off me!" You pushed him off you and he looked mildly offended. "How'd you like it if I got on you?"

A faint shade of pink appeared on his cheeks. Giggling, you pushed him down and whispered "I'd bet you would like it, your little friend seems to think so~"

"What!" He pushed you off and looked down to see..nothing.

You burst out laughing. "Haha! Made you look!" He frowned and threw a pillow at you. You dodged it. "Ha, you mis-"

You were cut off by another pillow. "Now now, little ones. No teasing or being too rough." Reiner walked into the room.

"B-but I'm taller then you! And she's older then you!" Bertholdt shouted but then fell on the floor.

"Ah come on! It's fun making him all flustered and sweaty." You leaned on the buff male. He smirked "I know, I do it every night."

"Hot." You basically had a nosebleed at the thought. "By the way we're supposed to be at breakfast." Bertholdt left the room still blushing.

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"What is 'yaoi'?" Marco sat across the table while you poked at your eggs. Wait wha- "What!"

"I asked what Yaoi is?" You choked on your air since no food was in your mouth. This innocent soul! You pulled out a thin rectangular object that cast off light. "What's that?" Marco leaned over the table to see the strange thing. "Come with me."

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"So it's a phone. What's a phone?" You and Marco went into his dorm since Bertholdt and Reiner were busy in yours. Either 'canoodling' or making plans to go back home. You didn't really care. Cause it's not like they're both gonna get there. Alive that is..

"It's a device that is supposed to be used for communication, but I just use it for reading doujinshis, Yaoi, watching stuff, and most importantly storing all my Yaoi pictures in the photos. So many ships~!"

"Ok..but what's Yaoi?" Marco really is innocent, but it's not like he's got his whole life to be that way. Might as well show him.

You went to Google and searched 'JeanMarco', after a few seconds cause the service you get in Wall Rose is terrible.

"See? That's Yaoi." Marco took the phone from you and scrolled through the pictures. Every second his pupils getting smaller.

"W-what is this!?" He pointed to a group of Tumblr pictures that had pictures of him in half, half jokes, and a cosplay of Jean, who had a horse head on, holding a split Marco cryi- sadly neighing.

"Shh..don't worry about this, you won't feel a thing. Except udder betrayal, but shh.." You caressed Marco's fluffy hair and counted his freckles.

"Ah heh eh.. Ok. So Yaoi is guys together?" Marco was starting to freak out over the pictures of him dead.

"Yup!" Your nosebleed intensified.

"But Jean likes you. He told me so." He sat on the bed frowning.

"Nope, cause he told me he likes you and you like me. So I'm like I'll bring him to the dorms and boom."

"Wait, huh?!" He crawled back and his back hit Jean's chest. He looked at Jean who gave him a small smile.

"And Bertl told me.." You leaned into his ear "..that you really like Jean."

Jean pushed your head away and put his chin on Marco's shoulder. Blood dripped down your shirt as you pulled out your phone again. "This is even better then Ereri!"

"Calm down!" Jean tried to hand you a napkin.

"What's 'Ereri'?" Marco was blushing and trying to not get aroused.

You wiped your nose and swiftly replied "Eren and Levi."

Jean's hand snuck down Marco's shirt. "W-whos Levi!" Marco shuddered.

"Only the sexiest guy in his thirties that looks like a teen."

Jean peppered kisses on Marco's chin and cheeks while he massaged the freckled boy's lower back.

"Gah..AHH! Jean~~!" Marco arched his back into Jean's caressing hands. Jean licked the shell of his ear and blew on it. "Marco you sound so sexy moaning my name like that.." The bed shook slightly and Jean's eyes looked over your form, passed out on the bed while taking a video, blood covering the lower portion of your face and some of your chest. "oh shit."

"AHHHHH!!! (Y/n)!! What happened to  you?! I told you excessive yaoi would probably kill you!" Bertholdt broke through the door and Reiner busted through the wall after him. Your eyes opened to see your brother and Reiner in just a loin cloth and Bertl extremely sweaty with his hair messed up.

"Dude. You just killed her." Jean poked your body.

"Bury me with my yaoi."

The end

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BETRAY ME BER-" "shh.."

wtf  

I'll post a some short fluffs to make up for lost time. 3 in total posted by tomorrow.

1. Cake. Jean x reader

2. Cute freckles. Marco x reader

3. Kitten sneezes. Jean x reader