I got this idea by watching a whole shit ton of border securityyy, and btw idk whats wrong with me. AND IF I GET ANY DADDY KINK COMMENTS IM GOING TO SHOUT. idk what the questions are that they ask and shit so im just making this shit up.
DAUGHTER! AU
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Bruce Banner always got stopped at airports due to the fact that he was the Hulk, his alter ego was a weapon, so it was not a wonder that he would always get stopped.
But today, he was with his two year old baby girl. This was the first time he had been coming back to New York with his baby. Tony had supplied a flight to Canada for research, and Bruce wanted to bring his baby, but Tony couldn't supply a plane for the ride back.
Bruce had his baby on his hip as he followed the officer to the back. He normally was questioned, and all that. "So, Mr. Banner. What were you doing in Canada?" the officer questioned, as you woke up. You rubbed your fists over your eyes, looking like a small cat. "Daddy, I tired." you complained.
Bruce looked down at you, and his eyes softened, the officer noticed this. He placed his hand on your cheek and ran his thumb over your cheekbone, "I know baby, just try to sleep, okay?" he said. You nodded and tucked yourself back into him.
He looked back up to the officer, "As usual, I'm going to need to ask your daughter some questions, and another officer will come and ask you questions." the man said. Bruce nodded and kneeled the the floor, putting you on your feet. "Daddy?" you questioned softly. "This nice man is going to ask you some questions, okay baby?" he asked.
You nodded, "Okay, daddy." you said and turned to the other man, you looked back at your father, "I love you." you said softly, he smiled and fixed the head band on your head, "I love you to, baby." he replied.
You turned back to the man, "I wear my pink undies today!" was the first thing you shouted. Bruce let out a laugh, "Baby, we don't tell people what your wearing, okay?" he said. "But they say Monday. Today Monday." you smiled. "Okay, baby. Okay." he said with a smile
You looked up at the man, "Up?" you questioned, the man, whose name was Jack, looked at Bruce, and the hero nodded. "Yeah, she's pretty calm, you won't have any problems with her." the Hulk said. The man nodded and picked you up and set you on his hip, nodding at the Avenger the man walked off.
Bruce followed him with his eyes, watching as he left with his baby girl into a clear room. He released a breath knowing that he could see everything happening to his baby. The man set down the girl, and Bruce only looked away when the officer came.
Bruce kept glancing back, and the officer noticed this. Bruce knew that the officer noticed this and began talking, "Sorry, its just its the first time she's not been with me or with one of my fellow Avengers. It's hard, she's my daughter so it makes me nervous, even if I know he is an officer its still difficult." Bruce said, glancing back at his baby.
The officer nodded. "Yeah, I get that. I just need to ask you some questions," Bruce nodded, "Yeah, sure." the officer smiled, "Have you ever had any problems in airports?" he asked. Bruce shook his head, "if you mean by Hulking out, no i've never had the other guy come out in an airport." he said. The officer nodded, "Okay, good." Bruce smiled back. He shot a glance at his daughter and watched as she sat on the ground and banged her hands on the ground, he smiled softly.
"Okay, has your father ever become his alter ego around you, or in an airport?" the man asked. "No, Uncle Tony always put me in - in a safe room, whenever they go on missions, and he never Hulk -- Hulks out at home, and -- and he never did that in -- in a ai--airport." the little girl nodded.
The officer nodded and asked a couple more questions, then picked up the little girl and set her on his hip then walked to Bruce. Bruce immediately smiled at her, and his whole body softened at the sight of her. "Daddy!" she screamed. Bruce took the girl into his arms, and wrapped his arms around her, as she tucked her whole small body into him.
"She said Uncle Tony, did she mean Tony Stark?" the officer asked. "Yes," Bruce nodded, "If I'm not mistaken, you aren't related to Tony Stark, so why does she call him her uncle?" the officer questioned. "She's always called them all that, so Aunt Wanda and Nat, and Uncle Thor, Tony, Steve, Clint, Vision and every other male avenger." Bruce smiled, running his hand over his girls head.
The officers let him go, and he carried on going back home.
When they got home, she saw Tony and she shouted and squirmed in her fathers arms. "Uncle Tony!!" she screamed. "Hello, honey." he said and took the little girl out of Bruce's arms. She slowly fell asleep in his arms and Tony smiled.
