Dear, James Buchanan Barnes,
How are you? I really hope that I got your address correct considering your writing looks like chicken scratch.
No offense, never mind I mean to offend. Whoops.
I heard that your a Sargent in the 107th infantry. That's amazing having all of that power.
Have you ever been dancing?
Wait who am I kidding, of course you've been dancing. You've got women lining up and down the block to dance with you.
I can't dance and I've never been. I'd probably fall right onto my face.
That'd be a right sight to see.
Good luck, and you better not die.
Sincerely,
Abigail Grace Harkness
