Harry:
Harry: What did the volcano say to the other volcano? ;)
You: Oh god Harry. What did it say? xD
Harry: I lava you. :* <3
You: I lava you too babe. :* <3
Niall:
Niall: The kitchen is where women belong!
You: Want to know why women live longer?
Niall: Why?
You: Because that's where the knives are located. :)
Niall: 0.0 Oh shit. You know I was kidding, right babe?
Niall: ..I love you?
Zayn:
Zayn: Boo, why aren't you answering me?
Zayn: I miss you. :(
You: Sorry, I can't find my phone.
Zayn: Oh.
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: Still can't figure it out? xD
Zayn: Already did, I'm just planning revenge :)
You: 0-0 I'm sorry babeyyy! I wuff yew!
Liam:
Liam: I need you. I really like you. I feel like there is something missing in my lif, that you can cure. Will you marry me?
You: I believe there is a 'e' missing. There, I cured you. ;)
Liam: -.-
You: My answer is YES, I love you :*
Louis:
You: Hey babe, I got a job at Subway!
Louis: Cool babe! Hey, don't you guys have to like, put basically whatever we want on our sandwich?
You: yeah.. why?
Louis: I want to come in while you're working with the lads and say "Make me a sammich"
You: -.- wow thanks.
Louis: You're welcome babe! Congrats! xx
