*WHEEHOOWHEEOOOWHEEWHOOOO BITCH*
The drunk man stumbled back as the cops came through the door. The cops slammed him on the ground hard, and arrested him. Y/n looked relieved, who was this person to her. I walked over to her.
"Who was that?" I asked as she spotted her coffee looking smug.
"My now ex. He is so dumped like a shit from the anus."
"So you dated that asshole?"
"Yeah, he was really amazing when I first met him. Then over the months, not so much." I felt a pang of some kind of emotion, two reasons, one, I relate, two she thought he was amazing.
