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11:38 pm

"Hey, Dr.Greene, could you reschedule m-"

"Uh, last I heard, my surname wasn't 'Greene' and I wasn't a doctor. Either you've got the wrong number or my IQ grew loads in the last few seconds and landed my lazy ass a job-"

"Look-"

"What kind of person has a colour for their last name? That's genuinely sad and completely embarrassing if you ask me. What if your name was Violet Brown? Or Gray Green? Sounds truly embarrassing".

"..."

"Uh...hello?"

"..."

"I can hear you breathing, y'know".

"...definitely the wrong number".

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"The person I was meant to call wasn't deranged".

"Hey, you called first so no hatin' on me, bro!"

"I'm a girl".

"Does it look like I care?"

"Well, that's not really possible, to see you I mean, since we're speaking through the phone".

"..."

"..."

"Smartass".

"Idiot".

"Look, I'm not going to be insulted by a stranger so I'm gonna hang up-"

"NOT UNLESS I HANG UP FIRST!"

"Nu-uh!"

"..."

"You didn't..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Oh come on!"

"..."

"Yep. She hung up on me".

"..."

"*sighs*"

"..."

"Why am even still here..?"

Call ended.

11:46 pm

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