Broken

[11]

'Nancy'--- Chelsea

1:13 pm

 My personal food bringer is calling...

" 'Ello, Chels".

"Can you please explain to me why the hell Kingsly and his henchman are asking around about your number?"

" 'Oh! Hello, my best friend in the world! How are you doing today?'. Something along those lines would've been nice to hear".

" I'm sorry, let me just rewind for a moment, yeah? How are you- ha, no".

"Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you my best friend, Chelsea!"

"Can you be serious for just one minute?!"

"Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. You may have the privilege of being my friend but you demand way too much from me".

"Oh my gosh, you're friggin' weird, you know that?"

"I suggest you stop talking to yourself otherwise people will think of you strangely!"

 "That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh".

"I've got another joke for you. Hold on, though, let me just grab a mirror for you".

"Okay, I'll admit that was good despite the fact you insulted me".

"And this is why I love you!"

"The feeling is definitely not mutual".

"Whatever you say, Chels. As long as you keep providing me food, I'll let that comment slide".

"Oh, yes. I feel the love".

"I apologise, we have strayed from the matter at hand. Do proceed".

"Damn right we've strayed you manipulative, little turd!"

"I shall ignore that comment too".

"Let me repeat myself. Why the hell is Kingsly and his darling henchman asking around about your phone number?"

"He's what!? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"The heck are you on about? It was the first thing I asked you!"

"I'm sorry but I was hung up on the fact that you didn't greet me!"

"Why you gotta be so petty?"

"Now, now, child. What did I say about talking to yourself?"

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Okay, okay. Serious mode activated. Go on".

"He's been going all around school showing people your number and asking if we know whose it is since this morning!"