The day my parents thought I turned crazy

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Innocent me: Hmm... I haven't listened to all the Hamilton songs yet.

Innocent me: Oh look! I haven't listened to "The World was Wide enough" yet

Innocent me: *clicks*

*2o minutes later*

Tainted me: *wrapped in blanket in the middle of living room, rocking back and forth*

Tainted me: *whimpers* "Burr how could you..."

*brother walks in*

Tainted me: *screams* HELP I AM DYING

Brother:...MOM?!

Tainted me: *sobs*

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