Lil bro: *trying to put bread on open flame stove*
Dad: No! What are you doing?!
Lil bro: I WANT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Dad: Honey! Our son is weird! All I asked was for him to organize-
Me: -YOUR INFORMATION UNTIL WE RISE TO THE OCCASION OF OUR NEW NATION! SIR!
Dad: ...And then there's that one! *points to me*
Mom: *giggles*
Older bro typing on computer: *sighs* I warned you. Did you see the list I made you of what never to say around her?
Dad: It had too many pages! Like, 29-
Me: -Madison wrote 29! AND HAMILTON WROTE, THE OTHER 51!!!
Lil bro: *screams as bread catches fire*
Me: I HOPE THAT YOU...burrrrn! ALEX WHY?!
Dad: *bangs head against table repeatedly*
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