101 More Ways to Annoy Red vs Blue

11. Simmons

Always have a way to have them I. The same exact space at the same time. Always make them sit mext together at a meal time, or bunk beds when they sleep. Find a way to make them  inseparable, and not the good kind,
bestfriend-y kind of way. Not only will Simmons probably try to kill you in your sleep, Dean might also, but you're the best, so you can dodge them easily.

It's all fun and games until everyone gets in on it too.

Then the fun actually begins.