101 More Ways to Annoy Red vs Blue

4. Spencer (unicorn dude)

Since you're smarter (DUH) send him on a wild goose chase and make it a cliché love story. Something about him just screams, "Don't touch me. I'm a laser beam and I WILL fuck your shit up!" but eh, stupid love stories always make my heart melt. plus, why not make it UBER frustrating at the same time?

More fun=More love. Am I right people?!