Have you seen the movie constipation?
It hasn't come out yet!
Why was the bullet unemployed?
It was fired!
What did Nancy do in her spare time?
Nancy drew.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're to young to be smoking!
What did the clothes line say when he was blamed for something?
You always peg things on me!
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Book of Jokes
HumorIf you need some lame jokes, just read this book! There are all sorts of jokes; animal, fandom, inanimate object jokes, anti pickup lines and more!!
