Comebacks

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This chapter has also been written from experience....

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"What do you look for in life?"
"A way to get rid of you."

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"You're ugly"
"Honey, put down the mirror"

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"You have a bad taste in music"
"And you have bad breath, I guess no one can have it all"

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"You have a big (body part)"
"You have a small brain"

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"You think you're so cool!"
"Oh I know I am"

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"How are you so stupid?"
"Everyday I ask myself a similar question. How are you so ugly?"

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