These lines are to be rid of unwanted attention and they really work! I know from experience ;)
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When you fell from heaven you landed on your face.
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P1- have I seen you somewhere before?
P2- yea that's why I don't go there anymore
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The mental asylum called. They said you have to return immediately.
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P1- do you have [some form of social media]?
P2- yea, here's my username
P1- thanks, now I can block you in advance
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(For a girl) You must be French, because it doesn't look like you've ever shaved.
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P1- would you like to go see a movie?
P2- no, I've already seen that movie
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