You know, I used to be a Slytherin. So you should let me 'slytherin' to you.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Are you pokemon? Because I choose you.
Hey feel my sweater. Want to know what it's made of? Girlfriend/boyfriend material.
Do you know how much polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is (name).
Do you like turtles? [yes/no] Me too! We have a lot in common.
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Book of Jokes
HumorIf you need some lame jokes, just read this book! There are all sorts of jokes; animal, fandom, inanimate object jokes, anti pickup lines and more!!
