Naruhina lemons

Jealousy

"I'm trying to tell you something." right year old Hannabi tugged at Naruto's sleeve.
"Yes, I'm listening." Naruto continued his training, barely paying her any attention.
"I'm pregnant." Hannabi huffed.
"Yeah, that's...What? What? Ill kill konohamaru. I'll do it." Naruto bent his own kunai.
"Kidding! I'm trying to tell you that Kiba and Hinata are 'hanging out'. Shino is out sick. It's just the-" Naruto was already off.
"East side of town!" She called after him.
"Yeah, so then Hana was like 'I'm pregnant' but she wasn't. She just wanted a piece of gum." Hinata carved her initial into a tree that held Shino's.
"Hana is really something else." Kiba reached for her kunai to sketch his 'K' in.
"No!" Naruto took down the whole tree, leaving the two dumbfounded.
"Naruto! You're ruining our bonding activity!" Kiba went after him with the kunai.
"Trying to make me jealous? Well it's working!" Naruto crossed his arms and glared daggers at Kiba.
"N-Naruto i-is jealous!" Hinata collapsed.
"Nice going." Kiba sighed and smacked his forehead.