Naruhina lemons

Honeymoon

"Hina, I'm sorry." Naruto leaned against the counter and called out to her.
"I'm sure you are." Hinata swung her bag over her shoulder and charged out.
"We've only been married like 25 minutes! We can't get a divorce!" Naruto slid down as he groaned.

Earlier:
"Naruto! We're married!" Hinata kissed him for the third time that minute.
Naruto smiled and laid her on her back.
"You are Hinata Uzumaki." Naruto kissed her neck lightly.
"I am!" Hinata giggled, gripping Naruto's shoulders.
"I love you." Naruto smiled, taking out his buzzing phone.
"Oh Sakura." Naruto sat back.
"Oh Naruto!" Hinata sat up and frowned.
"Did you just say Sakura?" Hinata crossed her arms and glared.
"She texted." Naruto shrugged.
"Fine. Oh Kiba." Hinata whipped her phone out and texted him.
"Hey!" Naruto growled, snatching her phone.
"See? So don't text Sakura right now!" Hinata pouted.
"Ok. Hina. I'm sorry." Naruto placed her on his lap.
"Our first fight as a married couple!" Hinata hugged him, squealing.
His phone buzzed again.
"And not our last. What's so important?" Hinata grabbed his phone and swiped.
"'Has Hinata gotten annoying and jealous yet?' 'Sakura, why do I need to be in this group chat?' 'Sasuke! It's a team seven group chat!' 'Shut up!'"
"Can you respond 'yes'?" Naruto teased.

Later: "My team sucks."