10 Commandments of a Teenager

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)

2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 29, 2014 ⏰

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