Aries: I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient of static fricton between me and you
Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my Mum and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again?
Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Libra: Babe, Your beauty makes the morning Sun look like the glimmer of the moon
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no brakes
Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend
Aquarius: You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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