Zodiac Scenarios⌘

#2 Cheesy pick up lines.

Aries: I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?

Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient of static fricton between me and you

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my Mum and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry

Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again?

Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

Libra: Babe, Your beauty makes the morning Sun look like the glimmer of the moon

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no brakes

Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend

Aquarius: You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?