#67 How They Die ft. Jurassic Park

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Aries: Got overexcited and fell off the railing into the raptor enclosure

Taurus: Tried to save their margarita during the pterodactyl attack

Gemini: Turned on by their raptor buddies

Cancer: Tried to save a baby triceratops during the pterodactyl attack

Leo: Got trapped in the Indominus Rex enclosure

Virgo: Got chomped by Indominus Rex because they didn't cover themselves with gasoline

Libra: High heel/heel broke while they were running from a dinosaur

Scorpio: Picked a fight with a T-Rex

Sagittarius: Accidentally squashed by a brontosaurus because they left their gyro-sphere to get a closer look at the dinosaur

Capricorn: Only one that survives

Aquarius: Helicopter crashed in the heat of battle

Pisces: Leaned a little to far and fell into the shark-eating dinosaurs tank

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