Zodiac Scenarios⌘

#70 Expectations Vs Reality

Aries Expectations: Fierce Ram, will fuck you up, hella brave

Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied. Trying to overcompensate

Taurus E: Loyal bull

Taurus R: Cow that is too lazy to betray you

Gemini E: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you

Gemini R: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month

Cancer E: Mother bear, reliable and strong

Cancer R: Emotional wreck

Leo E: Loyal, sexy and confident

Leo R: Emo lion

Virgo E: Shy, smart and organised

Virgo R: Always having an internal meltdown

Libra E: Fashionable, friendly and fair

Libra R: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone

Scorpio E: Dark, mysterious and most likely a killer

Scorpio R: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions

Sagittarius E: Wise and majestic

Sagittarius R: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life

Capricorn E: Cool, calm, collected and ambitious

Capricorn R: Power starved baby that just wants love

Aquarius E: God

Aquarius R: Still God

Pisces E: So cute!

Pisces R: How can I murder people without getting blood on my clothes?