Zodiac Scenarios⌘

#103 How the Signs got expelled from school

Disclaimer: I wouldn't recommend trying any of these unless you really do want to get your ass kicked out of school

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Aries: Broke someone's nose

Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizzas on the headteacher's credit card

Gemini: Changed their grades on the teachers computer

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: Got caught watching hentai in a ICT lesson

Virgo: Hacked the schools wifi and disabled the firewalls

Libra: Snuck vodka into class and threw up

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: Brought their cat into school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in a wall

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces: Pulled a fire alarm to avoid taking a test that they didn't study for