#135 Your fucken horoscope

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Aries: Selfish prick

Taurus: Stubborn asshole

Gemini: Annoying attention-whore

Cancer: Moody jerk

Leo: Egotistical douchebag trash

Virgo: Neurotic bitch

Libra: Flaky derelict

Scorpio: Obsessive twat

Sagittarius: Awkward fucktard

Capricorn: Greedy emo

Aquarius: Perverted psychopath

Pisces: Whiney bimbo

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