Zodiac Scenarios⌘

#9 When you Bitch About them And they Find Out

Aries: Fight me bitch

Taurus: I'll never share my food with you ever again. You're not a true friend

Gemini: *Acts like nothing is wrong and creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush*

Cancer: *Cries and stabs you with a knife. Also cries when burying your dead body*

Leo: It's because I'm too good for you and your jealous of me. Loser

Virgo: Did I do something to offend you?!

Libra: *Belives you when you say you didn't*

Scorpio: *Fucks your boy/girlfriend and ruins your life*

Sagittarius: Oh well what can you do? You weren't important to me anyways

Capricorn: *Bitches about you and spreads rumours. Doesn't speak to you for about 364644.5 billion years

Aquarius: Why would you do this to me? I thought I was a good friend!

Pisces: *Cries uncontrollably and Invites you for cake the next day*