Mario: Bachelor in Paradise

Drunk AF

Chapter 7: Drunk AF

10:28

Everyone was gossiping about Rosalina's unexpected elimination the day before. It was thunderstorming hard so no one was outside.

Yoshi was sitting in the attic playing an old piano that was very dusty. DK walked in with a bottle of vodka, it was obvious that he was drunk.

"Y-you are a STUPID little f*ck, you s-stole Pauline from me," DK stuttered as he said this.

"I didn't steal Pauline from you she choose ME over YOU." Yoshi emphasized me and you.

"If you don't get away f-from Pauline I'm gonna p-punch you." It was clear that DK was not thinking correctly

"Im sure you will" The green dinosaur sarcastically replied back to the Kong.

Donkey Kong flipped over the piano like it was nothing as he started to walk towards the stunned Yoshi. Yoshi was quick to react as he jumped in the air and hit Donkey Kong directly in the face.

Just then Pauline ran up the stairs just to see Yoshi hitting DK.

"What the F*CK are you two doing?" Pauline demanded an answer.

"Yoshi just tried to kill me!" DK said (trying to sound less drunk)

"No he's lying, he just flipped over the piano and now he is trying to kill me!" Yoshi pointed out the liar.

"Really cause I just saw you smack him in the face?" Pauline was sceptical of Yoshi's story.

"I was trying to defend myself!" Yoshi shouted.

Pauline: Yoshi engaging in a fight with Donkey Kong really changes what I think of him. I thought he was better than that.

"Yoshi, can I speak with you in my room please?" Pauline looked like she wasn't about to take sh*t from anyone.

Yoshi and Pauline went downstairs to Pauline's scarlet colored room.

Pauline began "I don't like you engaging in fights with people."

"Like I said, he started it!" Yoshi looked at the angry Pauline

"He may have but you also fought him... I think we should take a break." Pauline sounded very serious

"You just want to f*ck DK!" Yoshi exclaimed

"You are so F*CKING rude!" Pauline shot back

Yoshi: Pauline needs to BACK OFF!!! I know she is just gonna crawl back to me after she breaks up with DK.

After this argument Pauline and Yoshi stormed away from each other.

11:11

Peach was making lunch for everyone with koopa when she decided to go and find Luigi. Luigi was sitting on the staircase crying over Rosalina.

"Hey Luigi, what's wrong?" Peach asked the emotional Luigi

"I j-just feel bad about R-Rosalina" Luigi stated as tears welled up in his eyes "I wish t-that she didn't c-cheat on me."

"It's okay Luigi. She got what she deserved." Peach continued with her lie

Peach: Luigi is bummed cause of Rosalina but I know just the thing that will cheer him up!

Peach unexpectedly kissed Luigi on the cheek.

"Whoa! Peach I had no idea you felt that way about me!" Luigi said, looking at the cheerful Peach

"Well, I think we would be a perfect fit. You're so shy and I'm so social. I think we would be great together!" Peach suggested with a big grin

Luigi: Peach kissing me was pretty unexpected, but I think she might be exactly what I need to get over Rosalina.

"Okay, I think we would be great together!" Luigi exclaimed es he returned a kiss to Peach who gladly accepted it

3:48

Koopa had finished making dinner with Peach and was now in his room sitting by his lonesome.

His plan was getting set into motion already, tricking Birdo for her roses was just the beginning, so was convincing DK to go after Yoshi, nobody knew it but he was really the one pulling the strings in this house...

4:52

After a long day the rain started to calm down, though the ground was muddy and no one was outside. Everyone was left inside laying around on the sofas in the living room.

>>Doorbell Rings<<

"That must be the date letter!" Peach said as she sprung up and got a letter from a purple toad

Peach: I believe that this date card is for me and Luigi since we are a new couple.

Dear Guests,

Hello houseguests! As a gift we are letting one contestant to go on a date to Starborn Valley with someone of their choosing. As an additional gift all ether guests will get complimentary wine, popcorn, chocolate, etc. for a party. The guest is...

Koopa

Koopa: I really don't want to go on a date with Birdo but I don't have any other choice.

"Birdo, will you go on a date with me?" Koopa asked timidly

"Gladly" Birdo replied with a smile

Birdo: I think that this date will be perfect. Me and Koopa haven't really had much one on one time yet in this game,so we definitely will get to know each other better on this date.

After this Koopa and Birdo went on the flight to Starborn Valley. Everyone else went upstairs except for two allies.

"We still haven't voted out Peach" Daisy said to her frenemy.

"We can get her out but it won't be easy... We are going to need help."

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What do you think about Yoshi and Pauline's break up? Do you think Peach and Luigi's new relationship. Do you think Peach will be eliminated soon?