Mario: Bachelor in Paradise

The Love Triangle

Chapter 6: The Love Triangle

11:23

Luigi was sitting in the living room, playing pool with Koopa when Peach walked in...

"Hey Luigi, can I talk to you privately for a second?" Peach asked

"Sure" Luigi responded

They walk into the Luigi's room.

"So I just wanted to tell you that, um... Rosalina's been cheating on you." Peach hoped that Luigi would believe her lies.

"WITH WHO?!" Luigi demanded to know

"With DK... yeah I walked in on them... doing er... you know." Peach stated awkwardly

"Really?... I thought she was different..." Luigi looked really down

"It's okay there are other fish in the sea." Peach said, looking down at the crestfallen Luigi.

Peach: I feel bad about telling Luigi these lies but, if Rosalina hadn't spread rumours about me in the first place she wouldn't be in this situation.

12:08

*Doorbell Rings*

"That must be the date letter" Birdo said as she ran up to the door and received a letter from a purple toad.

Everyone crowded around Birdo as she read the letter-

Dear Guests,

Hello houseguests! As a gift we are allowing one house guest on a date with someone of their choosing. This guest will have a romantic getaway in Sarasaland. This guest is...

Pauline

*Applause*

Pauline: This is terrible, now I have to pick between Yoshi and DK. Everyone is expecting me to pick Donkey Kong but I don't know if I should...

"I pick... um..." Pauline stuttered.

Everyone exchanged confused looks

"Yoshi" Pauline barely made the words come out.

Everyone looked absolutely astonished, even Yoshi thought she was going to pick DK.

Yoshi: Two dates in a row, this game is awesome!

DK: WHAT THE F*CK, I still can't believe that she didn't pick me. This game is terrible!

With that Yoshi accepted the date and went with Pauline to Sarasaland.

2:13

Pauline and Yoshi traveled by pipe to Sarasaland. They arrived in a busy street full of Shy Guys, Piantas, and Koopas, the whole area was desert and there were many pyramids far away in the distance.

"This place is so gorgeous, I wish I would have come here sooner." Pauline said as she followed Yoshi in the busy city streets.

They continued walking until they found a fashion boutique.

"Oh I love this summer dress." Pauline said as she put on a low cut purple dress

"It looks great on you." Yoshi complemented Pauline as she looked at herself in the mirror.

"How much does it cost?" Yoshi asked

"600 coins, it's pretty expensive but it does look good on me." Pauline said as she continued to admire herself in the mirror.

"I'll pay" Yoshi said

"What? No! I can pay for it."

"It's fine, being a professional athlete does have some monetary benefits." Yoshi said casually.