"W-Wait! Stop!!"
the birb went zoom
-ah yes that's me. you might be wondering how i got into this situation. well it started here..-
[10/10 best intro to story]
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I do not know what had come over me this night. Normally I spent the nights sleeping away peacefully like a newborn child, spare for the days when one of my brothers would have midnight dilemmas and wake me from my slumber. But tonight is an exception: the night was calm... or, so it seemed. Sitting up in the futon, I noted my brothers, all resting soundly beside me. There was nothing to disturb our hibernation, yet... why am I wide awake?
The more I ponder it, the more I grow anxious. Is it possible that there is something nearby that could potentially disturb this family? There is nothing... yet I cannot help but feel something.
That was when I heard a voice: a deep, raspy one, coming from above me. I nervously looked up and was shocked to see the image of some sort of bird, perched on top of a dresser. The round bird glared at me, as if trying to put me to sleep with some ESP. I looked around my being again; all my brothers were asleep. How should I deal with this creature without waking them?
I start by trying to reason with it, whispering in my flawless english, "Wh... Who are you??"
The bird lets out a chuckle, startling me once more. This sure is some odd bird...
"Me? I'm a kiwi. You know, the bird, not the fruit, if that's what your tiny brain was thinking. But not just any kiwi - yes, I am the brother of the kiwi you blinded! Yes yes, with that gaudy attire of yours, your painful radiance was so bright that my bro, who was just flying around to get some food, glanced over and got blinded! I cannot forgive you!!!" the kiwi flaps around dramatically. The words shock me, and furthermore this little bird used that same word my siblings use to describe me: painful. Still, it is only right to apologize for causing this disabling accident to an innocent bird.
"Oh! My apologies, Mr. Kiwi! Perhaps next time I stroll through the town I shall invest in a parasol so as to hide my 'radiance' from your acquaintances! Is there any way I can make up for this ruthless behavior of mine?" I ask, watching the bird fly around in circles above me.
The kiwi pulls off a little bird smirk before answering, "Ah, you cannot fix my brother's impaired vision, my friend. Looks like I gotta teach you a lesson... Karamatsu..." The bird lunges towards me, leaving me to defend for myself. I throw up my arms and brace for this little guy's wrath. However, I do not feel anything. Perhaps the kiwi has hit so hard I have gone numb...?
I lower my arms and look around. The kiwi had soared straight pass me and was standing next to my sunglasses, now broken by the bird's peck attack.
"I hope you've learned your lesson Shittymatsu..." the bird lets out a war cry and flies out of the open window.
Silence. Peace. The night was calm now. I did not know what to do due to the peculiar events that had just unfolded before me. Realizing that that bitch broke my precious sunglasses, I sigh before laying back down. Dream or not, I really need to remember to close the window before going to sleep.
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~Author's Note~
Ah yes I am back again with some random ass oneshot
hello hello
As for what's next, I kinda want to write some edgy osomatsu-san oneshots?? So that might be coming sometime?
also jc i lowkey need to change the title of this collection to "osomatsu-san short stories"
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A Collection of Short Stories (ft. a lot of osomatsu-san)
RandomSince I write short stories, I figured why not accumulate future ones into one collection? As the title suggests, these are small little stories, typically related to anime, that either I come up with or my friends challenge me to do. Many of these...
