note: there be some subtle jjba part 6 spoilers if you read enough into this, ye have been warned.
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It was an ordinary day in the kitchen... well, as ordinary as it could get. Annoying, actually, for the biologist clad in white as he stares menacingly at the TV playing discovery channel. It wasn't so much the program that was causing him displeasure, but more the fact that he could not hear it that well over an unneccessarily loud humming originating from the chef. The same "chef" is now doing a little morning dance/ritual to summon the egg gods to aid him. Or something like that. Whatever he was doing, he was doing it in such a forced volume that the biologist could only scowl. Still, the man stayed quiet and let the screaming continue, since resistance was useless anyway.
Meanwhile, the "annoying priest" was busy cooking up some fried eggs for the two, under long story circumstances. He was having quite a ball too, audible through his squawks of delight and shimmying, almost dropping the egg that was in the pan but skillfully not.
"Mmm, these eggs are looking soooo EGGcellent! How did you say you liked your eggs, Mr. Jotaro? Starry side up~?" the priest smiled whilst holding out the pan with egg.
Jotaro sighed, responding with, "I told you I wasn't very hungry to begin with..."
"Breakfast is the Lord's meal, sir"
"Damn, just fucking scramble them, okay?"
Looking satisfied, the priest smiled and turned back around, humming even louder the same damn chorus. Jotaro silently turned up the TV's volume, which honestly didn't even help. The nice dolphins being featured were the only image tying the biologist to his sanity and composure at that moment. He knows that since the guy accidentally erased his own memories, he should just leave him be, but god is he loud.
Minutes later, Master Chef Pucci slid a plate of slightly burnt scrambled egg in front of the grumpy old man. "Ta-daaa~! These eggs were maaade iiin heaveeeeeen~! Made in heaveeeennn! It was aaaaall..." the humming grows faint as he stuffs his own scrambled eggs in his mouth, making a noise of satisfaction.
"Yare yare daze", speaks the Jojo as he eats his shitty eggs. At least discovery channel was lit.
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Prompt: "An uncomfortably loud and educated priest who is ecstatically frying some eggs for a corrupt and considerate computer programmer under the sea." (let's just forget the computer programmer part i just had to make this jojo related)
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A Collection of Short Stories (ft. a lot of osomatsu-san)
AcakSince I write short stories, I figured why not accumulate future ones into one collection? As the title suggests, these are small little stories, typically related to anime, that either I come up with or my friends challenge me to do. Many of these...
