Gaster AU Oneshots 2

Fell x Diamond

(Diamond is SF!Crystal. Check out my DeviantArt account; HybridArtist23)

Diamond was just done robbing from Queen Toriel as she sat on her pet blaster. "This is getting soooooo boring. The guards aren't even trying anymore." Diamond groaned as she held a rare jewel in her hands.

Her blaster agreed by making a low growl. "Let's visit Emily in Wattpad. I'm sure she needs some... help!~" Diamond said before opening a portal. Diamond and her blaster bolted through to see the void. "Void, huh? This is new." Diamond muttered. Her blaster sniffed the air before the two started to walk.

Diamond moved her shades up as she used her magic to make her newest collectable disappear. Diamond and her blaster kept walking until seeing Emily fighting her brother. "Just our luck, huh pal?" Diamond asked. Her blaster purred before Diamond teleported. Emily was about to take the last hit when....

"Miss me?"

Emily looked and saw Diamond, who had shot Jeremy, smirking at her. "Oh course, out of all the aus." Emily growled. Diamond snapped her fingers before Jeremy disappeared. "You know, I had this." Emily snapped. "Sure, and I didn't just rob the queen." Diamond replied smoothly.

"Did you?"

"Hell ya."

- Time Skip -

Zoey was happy to see Diamond as Bellona was kinda on both sides. Diamond and her blaster were walking around when Swapfell stopped them. "Can I help you?" Diamond asked before Swapfell smirked. "Your eyes are interesting." Swapfell purred before Diamond saw someone grab Swapfell and throw him through a portal.

"I hate that fluffing perv."

Diamond's ears perked up at the sight of Fell. "You ok Dia?" Fell asked. "Yeah. Thanks. You have no idea how many times that happens everyday." Diamond replied with a soft smile. Her blaster nudged her before she petted it.

"So, why did you help me?" Diamond asked. Fell started to blush before Diamond smirked. Diamond teleported before being eye to eye with Fell. Diamond kissed Fell as his right foot took a step back. Diamond teleported again and started to walk away. "I'll visit!" Diamond said before opening a portal and leaving.

Fell got a glimpse of Diamond before he smirked.

At least he didn't cry wolf.

Emily: Ugh. My head hurts again.

Zoey: Are you still drunk?

Emily: Why are there pink butterflies and fairies around you?

Zoey: This is veeeery bad...