Gaster AU Oneshots 2

Crazy thought:

First I want to say thank you.

I'm guessing you guys all got on board the S.S.Emily and said "Ok. I'm here. I'M GOING DOWN WITH THE CAPTAIN!"

I talked to my dad and he promised me he isn't going down without trying.

In the end, I want to take all his cigarettes and burns them saying "I f*cking told you so."

Anyway, the thought.

What if there was Gaster Blaster dragon, like a huge as Pete's Dragon Eliete(if I spelled it right)? Just imagine Sans being on that, Frisk had done a genocide, and saying "READY FOR ME MOTHER FOOKER?!"

Human!Emily: Um. Why do you think I have two wolves following me?

Emily: HOLY SH*T! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Human!Emily: Doesn't matter. Anyway, we're the same person (even though you're a monster, I guess) and we're going down together!

Fell!Emily: *smoking cigarette* Good thing I'm a skeleton.

Swapfell!Emily: *slices cigarette short by two inches* Good thing I keep this knife.

Fell!Emily: THE HELL?!

Emily: *snickers* At least I'm not alone.

Human!Emily: You were never alone. Also, RIFI! CARLO! GET HER!

Emily: You evil witch. You will pay for this. *runs away from two wolves*