Memegyu: hajima haji haji haji hajima
gyeomie: stop before I shove that haji hajima up your ass Mingew
Memegyu: ooh kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunflower8: bitch if you don't stop hoeing I'm gonna tell Wonu-hyungie that you're cheating on him
DicKYEOM: lmao T...
Mingmingie: I just realised that I love it when I have no schedules
Jungcook: binch
Mingmingie: I'm right and I'm afraid you will have to fite me if you think otherwise Mingmingie: it's 3pm and I'm still in my pyjamas
Savagewoo: I get you, honestly
Mingmingie: oh we haven't all introduced ourselves yet. I'm MingMing, ex Seventeen member
Savagewoo: except we're preparing for a tour Savagewoo: Cha Eunwoo of Astro. My real name is Lee Dongmin tho
Jungcook: Jeon Jungkook. Jungcook: and Eunwoo, at least you didn't just return from a tour and have to prepare for a comeback
Savagewoo: comeback??? Already???
Jungcook: whoops Jungcook: I mean, Jungcook: what is a comeback?? Jungcook: is that something you eat? Jungcook: it sounds like it doesn't taste nice Jungcook: but in all seriousness Jungcook: were just always busy
Memegyu: our tour starts in like a day so we'll be busy
Mingmingie: it's times like this when I'm glad that I'm not in Seventeen anymore? Like, I miss you all but Mingmingie: BLK hasn't even debuted yet so I'm not as busy and that's a blessing
Memegyu: a fan just sent our Instagram account a really strange photo
Mingmingie: how so would you consider it to be strange?
Memegyu:
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Jungcook: I choked omg same
Mingmingie: that hat reminds me of Brandon Urie...
Savagewoo: yeah in I Write Sins Naot Tragedies
Memegyu: well they sent it with the message 'Oh yes well what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a,,,, quEER' so I think it is
Mingmingie: message themmmmm
Memegyu: I'm not allowed to ;~; and they're an English speaker and I can't speak English? The only reason I understood it was because I knew the song and yet I still needed Joshua-hyung to translate. Like, I tried to get Vernon to translate but he was laughing too hard
Mingmingie: they haven't changed Mingmingie: I miss you all so much Mingmingie: do you think you could get Manager-nim to get me some sort of staff pass to one of your concerts so I can see you again?
Memegyu: I'll try, I'll be back
Mingmingie: yeet
Memegyu logged off dabdab logged on
dabdab: *dabs* dabdab: yasssss queen slayyyyy
dabdab logged off
Mingmingie: what just happened??
Jungcook: Kunpimook Bhuwakul happened
Mingmingie: is that his real name? It's so cute Mingmingie: but same
Memegyu logged on
Memegyu: guess who has an all access staff pass to all three Seoul Diamond Edge concerts
Mingmingie: did you really? Aww thanks
dabdab logged on
dabdab: bless dabdab: queeeeeeen slayyyyy
dabdab logged off
Memegyu: we might call you on stage on one of the nights so make sure you dress nicely and maybe learn the lines from some of our title songs?
Mingmingie: whAT
Memegyu: gotta Kris bye
Memegyu logged off
Mingmingie: thaT BINCH I WAS HOPING FOR A WEEK EITHOUT CHAOS BUT NOOOOO
Savagewoo: why did you you expect that? You're in this groupchat with these psychos
Mingmingie: true
Savagewoo: I gotta go now... Bin is summoning me. Savagewoo: Bye Ming Ming. I hope we'll meet soon.
Mingmingie: bye Eunwoo
Mingmingie changed Savagewoo's nickname to Cha Cha Woo
Mingmingie: sorry it needed to be done
Cha Cha Woo: I don't care tbh this is great
Cha Cha Woo logged off
Jungcook: did I miss everything again?
Mingmingie: yeah, sorry Kook
Jungcook: don't worry about it
Jungcook logged off
Mingmingie: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Mingmingie logged off
That photo is actually my best friend, so don't worry about where it came from lmao we were meant to be filming their media assignment. Also the 'caption' was literally what we were singing because of it. I'm contemplating actually sending it to Seventeen or Ming Ming (or maybe even Bambam) on Instagram lmao (pls discourage me I might actually do it)
Please check out my Junhao fanfiction 'My I'. I love it so much and I've reached the point where I fangirl over my own story bc of how much I love it.
