Memegyu: hajima haji haji haji hajima
gyeomie: stop before I shove that haji hajima up your ass Mingew
Memegyu: ooh kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunflower8: bitch if you don't stop hoeing I'm gonna tell Wonu-hyungie that you're cheating on him
DicKYEOM: lmao T...
gyeomie: how are y'all we haven't been very active on here recently
(this is the point where I realised I fucked up bc I forgot what I was gonna do with this chapter after a long time of not writing this)
mingmingie: :((
Sunflower8☆彡: GE IM SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH J&B
mingmingie: :(((
Cha Cha Woo: ILL FIGHT THEM I SWEAR :(((
mingmingie: I'm sorry I don't wanna talk much about it
giraffechxn: oh god I'm so sorry for what happened Mingming
mingmingie: we can't change what happened, so there's no point dwelling on it
Sunflower8☆彡: :((((((((
giraffechxn: :((((((
Cha Cha Woo: :(((((((((
gyeomie: :((((
Mingmingie: shhh you'll make me sadder :((((
giraffechxn: :(((
gyeomie: how about we add more people, it may make the atmosphere better
Mingmingie: please :((
gyeomie added The Aussie™, designated mum friend™, BAEcob, hoonhoon, jaehyunjae
Sunflower8☆彡 added yuyoo?chan
BAEcob: omg it's the famed 97 liner chat
The Aussie™:
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gyeomie: CHAN HSGDHSJSJ
yuyoo?chan: 🤔🤔
The Aussie™: shh
designated mum friend™: did you add two chans to the chat without thinking of the chaos it'd cause
jaehyunjae: owo what's this
gyeomie: ... yes
yuyoo?chan: please never say that again
hoonhoon: a mood
Mingmingie: hsgdhd which one is the real mood, chaos or that cursed furry shit
hoonhoon: yes
SUNNYBOIII logged on
SUNNYBOIII: what is UP bitches SUNNYBOIII: oh shit there's new people rip me SUNNYBOIII: uhhhhh SUNNYBOIII: hi
giraffechxn: great first impression you've made there taeyang
SUNNYBOIII: stfu shut the fuck up
gyeomie: haven't we seen this before I swear I've seen this before
giraffechxn: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up? Well done, you played yourself
SUNNYBOIII: ...
SUNNYBOIII logged off
The Aussie™: I have a feeling this group chat is gonna be a lot of fun... if you don't know me, hi I'm Bang Chan, leader of Stray Kids.
yuyoo?chan: I'm Kang Yoochan of A.C.E, but you can call me Chan
The Aussie™: uhhh The Aussie™: I can also be called Chris
hoonhoon: I'm Kim Younghoon of The Boyz
designated mum friend™: Kim Woojin from Stray Kids
jaehyunjae: Hyunjae, also from The Boyz but my real name is Lee Jaehyun
BAEcob: Jacob Bae or Bae Joonyoung, ^
Mingmingie: you guys probably know who everyone else is except me
giraffechxn: and me how would anyone know who I am with this name
Mingmingie: okay true but still Mingmingie: I'm Yao Mingming, ex-seventeen, ex-blk
The Aussie™: a pleasure to meet you Mingming, I'm sure that one day, everything will fall into place and everything will work out for you. The Aussie™: trust my Aussie instinct
Cha Cha Woo: Aussie instinct shdghd that's a thing?
The Aussie™: uhhh The Aussie™: yes.
Sunflower8☆彡: dongmin shhhh let him live you're not Australian you haven't even been there how are you meant to know whether Aussie instinct isn't real or not.
giraffechxn: he speaks the truth
gyeomie: there are very little times when Chan's instincts are wrong gyeomie: trust me. gyeomie: trust him.
Mingmingie: I love you all so much 💖💖
Sunflower8☆彡: love you too gē.
yuyoo?chan: wait @girrafechxn you didn't tell us who you are
girrafechxn: oh wait I didn't did I girrafechxn: hi I'm Choi Byungchan from Victon (And for when you eventually come across chickense, that's Do Hanse, my groupmate)
designated mum friend™: nice to meet you ☺️
girrafechxn: you too girrafechxn: I'm tol bean girrafechxn: I want die
Sorry it's a little short but it's an update.
Remember back in chapter 12 (1.2) I said I was having scans on my hip?
So uhhh I had hip surgery yesterday so I'm posting this update from my hospital bed, lethargic as fu k and about to pass out so chapter has not been checked.
