Hell™【'97 Liners】

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sAY THE NAME

(Because I know mostly everyone lives for shitty ass puns) (especially me) (I sometimes am the one who is making said shitty ass puns)

5 online members

gyeomie: does anyone like puns and shitty jokes

jaelien: sure?

Jungcook: hmmmm.... sometimes... I laugh at some of Jin-hyung's dad jokes sometimes.

gyeomie: well I'm gonna tell some

Mingmingie: honestly. Puns suck but I'll stay to see how bad your ones are

gyeomie: gee thanks

winwinwinner: ?? I'll try not to cringe myself to death

gyeomie: okay I'm gonna start now
gyeomie: does anyone know what sin city is?

jaelien: it's Las Vegas right?

gyeomie: ye
gyeomie: but does anyone know what den city is?

Jungcook: lol no what is it

gyeomie: mass over volume

Mingmingie: ....

winwinwinner: ..

gyeomie: every day we're one day closer to eating our next plate of nachos

Jungcook: what if you die tomorrow and don't get to eat your nachos?

gyeomie: then I guess tomorrow is nacho lucky day!

jaelien: I'm-

gyeomie: are you a banana?
gyeomie: because I find you appeeling

Mingmingie:

winwinwinner: oh god they're getting worse

gyeomie: which country is next to USA??
gyeomie: USB 😂😂

Mingmingie: stOP

gyeomie: do you think that when normal dogs see police dogs they think 'shit it's the police'?

jaelien: I-

Mingmingie: I can't believe you

Jungcook: but do they????

winwinwinner: I'm-

Jungcook: geez this is messing me up
Jungcook: Gyeom you really got me thinking now

gyeomie: what kind of phone does a turtle use?

jaelien: what?

gyeomie: a shell-ular device

Mingmingie logged off
winwinwinner logged off

Jungcook: ✔️ read at 16:35

gyeomie: fuck off mate
gyeomie: oh god the Australians influence is still there
gyeomie: it's been 4 months

(Disclaimer: no offence meant to any Australians. I'm also Aussie and I honestly just wanted to have Yugyeom saying fuck off mate lmao)

Jungcook: don't be r00d the Australians are legit

gyeomie: oh god not again

jaelien: what's so bad about him saying legit?

gyeomie: he said it in every sentence whenever he messaged me for two months straight after their concert date in Sydney

jaelien: I see

Jungcook: its legit they were so cool

gyeomie logged off
jaelien logged off

Jungcook: I legit warded them off
Jungcook: no more puns
Jungcook: I now reign supreme
Jungcook: bow down to me

Jungcook logged off

Its legit. Only Aussie ARMYs who went to the Wings Tour will understand. 😂😂

I'm dying right now. I have an upper respiratory tract infection (aka throat) and I can't talk. Save me.