Hell™【'97 Liners】

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Cha Cha Woo: I'm laughing so hard
Cha Cha Woo: Sanha had some sort of mental health presentation at school
Cha Cha Woo: about the deep stuff™

dabdab: the deep stuff™?
dabdab: same

Cha Cha Woo: and the guy made them play a game
Cha Cha Woo: and at one point there was a guy standing and he hadn't made his decision for the round
Cha Cha Woo: and the guy running it was like 'are you gonna go option A or option B?'
Cha Cha Woo: and the other guy deadass answered
Cha Cha Woo: "yeah"

dabdab: that would be me
dabdab: he's probably high af
dabdab: what's he on?

jungcook: idk but me tho

dabdab: same

Cha Cha Woo: this is irrelevant to what I was originally saying but,
Cha Cha Woo: one of his friends,
Cha Cha Woo: some female foreign transfer student
Cha Cha Woo: just lost it laughing
Cha Cha Woo: but then she started crying

dabdab: me every day
dabdab: I daB EVERY DAY

Cha Cha Woo: he found out that it was because her and her best friend mocked those kinds of presentations
Cha Cha Woo: because neither of them are okay and neither of them wanted to get help
Cha Cha Woo: and she hasn't seen this best friend in months now
Cha Cha Woo: also, Bam are you gonna say anything proper during this conversation

dabdab: no

Sunflower8☆彡: isn't that the girl who was openly gaping at us the last time we were at your dorm?

dabdab: same tho

Cha Cha Woo: oh my god Bam
Cha Cha Woo: yeah

Sunflower8☆彡: why though?

Cha Cha Woo: she's a fan of you.

Sunflower8☆彡: oh I understand now

dabdab: same

Cha Cha Woo: And us.
Cha Cha Woo: And Jungkook.
Cha Cha Woo: and actually I think everyone in this chat believe it or not?

Jungcook: what
Jungcook: hi I saw my name what's happening?

Cha Cha Woo: we're talking about Sanha's foreign exchange student friend
Cha Cha Woo: read back if you want to know exactly what was happening I can't be bothered explaining it again

Jungcook: ooh
Jungcook: is she a weird person?

Cha Cha Woo: she is a weird person but she's very polite and respectful to all of us (she respects our boundaries as idols but treats us like she would if we weren't famous)
Cha Cha Woo: she screamed when she first saw Sanha though
Cha Cha Woo: apparently it's because she was shocked that she was at the same school as Sanha
Cha Cha Woo: even more so that they were in the same class.
Cha Cha Woo: she's really sweet
Cha Cha Woo: but I say she's weird because one day she said to Sanha 'is that even a ceiling fan because it sure sounds like a chicken.' And he almost choked

(Everyone, you know what's coming)

dabdab: same

Jungcook: lmao what a weirdo. She's great. I want to meet her.

Cha Cha Woo: then just come to our dorm? She's here right now and Sanha is trying to arrange for us to be the 'family' she stays with for the rest of the year
Cha Cha Woo: okay they're both screaming I'm?
Cha Cha Woo: maybe this isn't a good idea
Cha Cha Woo: they're crazy when they're together
Cha Cha Woo: I can see why they're friends honestly

dabdab: same tho

Sunflower8☆彡: good luck Dongminnie~ I gotta fly because I'm going on a date with Junnie-hyung ^~^
Sunflower8☆彡: if we turn up at your dorm then don't be surprised

Cha Cha Woo: okay then. See you.

Sunflower8☆彡 logged off

Cha Cha Woo: I'm like a biiird
Cha Cha Woo: naragalge

Jungcook: we're gonna flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

dabdab: did you know that English speaking fans misheard 'naragalge' as 'not a turkey' and made it into a meme

Cha Cha Woo: what the hell Bam

Cha Cha Woo logged off

dabdab: well Jungkookie I guess it's just you and me
dabdab: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungcook: wHAT THE HELL BAM
Jungcook: I M STRAIGHT

Jungcook logged off

dabdab: lmao no you're not I know that you and Tae do the dirty
dabdab: aww he left ;~;
dabdab: well at least nothing worse can happen

gyeomie logged on

gyeomie: Bammie I'm lonely ;~;
gyeomie: please come home
gyeomie: please cuddle me

gyeomie logged off

dabdab: that wasn't worse, that was better
dabdab: hA IN YOUR FACE KARMA
dabdab: okay so today just got so much better I'm gonna go
dabdab: well it's not like I'm talking to anyone anyway

dabdab logged off

Hello friends I am suffering. I need to have an ultrasound and a X-ray on my stupid hip.
But hey good news is that I have Astro's lightstick now and I have a pair of official Seventeen suspenders being posted to me because I am trash™ and there was someone who was selling them.