Hell™【'97 Liners】

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Yo I'm sorry for practically dying I had no ideas (send me some if you want- either on here (dms please so we can surprise others) or over twitter (@whywenjunhui) (if you send via twitter pls tell me you're a reader sending me an idea otherwise I'll get confused)

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Jungcook: yo

Memegyu: yoooo

dabdab: yoooooooooooooooo

vitaminjun: yoooooooooooooo what?
vitaminjun: What's happening

Jungcook: well apparently some of our fans are thinking us 97 liners are some part of a huge gay orgy

Memegyu: (tbh I wouldn't be too surprised if that was actually happening)

dabdab: (same)

Jungcook: so apparently most of our companies' CEOs got together after these ridiculous thoughts
Jungcook: and decided to have a small collab stage.
Jungcook: so then the leaders of our groups also had to go to a business dinner to discuss it and us three were invited, so we could put in our own opinions and also tell all of you before the leaders could lmao

Memegyu: and when we arrived, we were led to a huge table in a private room

dabdab: and I looked down at my cutlery and you know that stuff in reALLY FANCY PLACES

vitaminjun: yeah?

dabdab: they had that
dabdab: and I turned to Mingyu, and I turned to Jungkook,
dabdab: and they both looked as lost as me
dabdab: so I quietly said
dabdab: "this place is too fancy
dabdab: I don't know which fork to stab myself with"
dabdab: and we almost got kick d out of the meeting because we were laughing so hard
dabdab: *kicked
dabdab: I yawned mid text and didn't see it until I sent it

vitaminjun: yo you have a point with what you said tho

Memegyu: exactly
Memegyu: it wouldn't be proper etiquette if you stabbed yourself with the wrong fork

Jungcook: ashdhejdk im gonna crack up again and Namjoon-hyung is already watching me closely after thefork thing started
Jungcook: don't do this to me

dabdab: sorry it's too late for me, I decided to stab myself wit h the dessert spoon

Memegyu: thatS A SOUP SPOON

vitaminjun: why are you like this

Jungcook: why are you like this x2
Jungcook: Namjoon just shot me a big-ass glare because I laughed
Jungcook: I'm so dead
Jungcook: it's the end of me I hope I go to heaven

Memegyu: iriwa yeogiga heaven-iya

Jungcook: I hate you

Memegyu: no you don't

Jungcook: I just hate that you're right

Memegyu: :')

Memegyu logged off

dabdab: ahsgdjekhdjd did he really just run out of the room pretending to sob in front of all of the leaders

Jungcook: he really did smh

vitaminjun: id probably want to jump off a cliff if I did that I'd be so embarrassed

Jungcook: same
Jungcook: Seungcheol-hyung could've invited Minghao
Jungcook: he's less of an embarrassment to be seen with in public
Jungcook: but noo he invited Mingyu

dabdab: he invited Mingyu because he knew it was you and I coming

Jungcook: ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

dabdab: but

Jungcook: shsshshshhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dabdab: you

Jungcook: sssshshshshhshshshshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dabdab: you get so awkward around Minghao that's why Seungcheol-hyung didn't invite him

Jungcook logged off

dabdab: well he's glaring at me rn
dabdab: soooooooo
dabdab: gotta blast

dabdab logged off

vitaminjun: oh okay I guess nobody really wants to talk

vitaminjun logged off

First of all I'm so sorry for no update in weeks and then coming back with something short
Second of all please kill me I need sleep but I'm a dumbass who decides to do stuff like this at 1am
Third of all goodnight I'm gonna sleep so I can finish the My I update tomorrow