I kid you not-
I downloaded the entire despicable me 3 soundtrack
I was listening to it on a swing set and I was going pretty high-
AND THE SWING FUCKING BROKE
I fell back so damn far and I was in complete shock
Apparently there was a weight limit
BUT I WEIGH LIKE 107 POUNDS SO WHAT THE FUCK
And that mulch almost went down my throat
I also had a dream that big Sean gave me an eye exam
I'm gonna leave it at that-
