TWO

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TWO THINGS

I WAS AT THE SKATING RANK AND THIS SIX YEAR OLD SCREAMED

STOP ALONG THIS WHITE TRASH AND PUT ON FORMATION

AND ALSO

THEY PLAYED IT

ANYWAYYYYY

MY MOM'S BROTHER WAS DRAFTED INTO THE NBA

LIKE

HE IS IN THE SPURS

AND NO BEER NOT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE CARNELL

THE OTHER ONE

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